foxymullder:

there is no proof that dwayne “the rock” johnson is not a crystal gem

tyleroakley:

READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD

YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED

askacavalreaper:

this phrase becomes a hundred million percent funnier if you read it in shreks voice like i did

spookytotodile:

i found the best string of words ever voiced on the internet

ash-ofpallet:

Here is my team so far. Stunning. Fascinating. I might play some tonight I don’t know it’s kind of late now.